My co-worker likes to listen to 80's pop ballads. I can hear them from my office. I don't mind (I won an 80's Night quiz because of this), but the amount of cheese in these songs is kind of amazing. So, today, I told her I would assign a dysfunction to each one I could hear (and if I had time to do it). This is my list so far. The analysis aren't as in-depth as I would like (I literally just jotted down whatever I could think of), but this is a pretty good sampling of the immense cheese I am exposed to on a daily basis.
Gloria - Laura Branigan
Paranoid Schizophrenic, delusions of grandeur, persecution complex
Eye in the Sky – Alan Parson
Stalking, delusional
Brass in Pocket – The Pretenders
This is definitely a stalking and torture fantasy. I can’t think of it in any other way.
Sunglasses at Night – Corey Hart
Self-harm, delusions, hallucinations, paranoia, substance use and abuse
Authority complex? Fear of authority?
Social anxiety?
Endless Summer Nights – Richard Marx
Unhealthy obsession with the past, early onset Alzheimer’s?
Perhaps a kidnapping?
Suppressed memories
Dyscalculia
California Girls – Beach Boys
Prosopagnosia, Megalomania, blatant objectification of women, lack of better judgment.
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